Blonde joke
A beautiful blonde has a dilemma, so calls her boyfriend. “Please come over here and help me,” she says. “I have this killer jigsaw puzzle to do, and I can’t even figure out how to get started on it.”
“What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” the boyfriend asks.
“According to the picture on the box, it’s supposed to be a rooster,” she replies.
Her boyfriend decides he’d better go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has hundreds of puzzle pieces spread out over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He then takes her hand and says
patiently, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh, “we’ll put all of these Corn Flakes back in the box.”
“What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” the boyfriend asks.
“According to the picture on the box, it’s supposed to be a rooster,” she replies.
Her boyfriend decides he’d better go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has hundreds of puzzle pieces spread out over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He then takes her hand and says
patiently, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh, “we’ll put all of these Corn Flakes back in the box.”
